WELCOME TO HARLAN'S CORNER OF THE WEB

(also home of Lady Lutefiska, when she feels like dropping by)

Hello and welcome! You have found the personal home page of Harlan Dellor. I am a legal consultant by trade and a psychic by gift, though I do not advertise the second part to just anyone, so please be discreet if you met me through my work.

This page is still under construction, as most good things are. Please pardon any broken links while I learn the ropes of html.

ABOUT ME

I live a quiet life and value routine. I enjoy baking, especially bread and pies, and I find that a calm kitchen is good for the spirit. I also do some cooking on the side, mostly soups and casseroles.

Crucifix tater tot hotdish for Easter!!

Soup with... um... uh... I forgot! But it tasted delicious!

ABOUT LADY LUTEFISKA

She won first place at last year's staff Halloween party!

Some of you may know my other side, Lady Lutefiska. She is glamorous, bold, and not afraid to take up space. I am still learning how the two of us fit together, but I am told that is part of the journey. She likes sequins and a strong eyebrow. I like quiet evenings with a good cookbook. We are working on meeting in the middle.

THINGS I LIKE

  • Baking bread from scratch
  • Quiet evenings
  • Psychic phenomena, studied AND practiced responsibly
  • My friends at Glen Sighing, who understand me better than most
  • A good casserole

GUESTBOOK

Please sign my guestbook below. Be kind. I am sensitive, in more ways than one.

“The Lord will keep your going out and your coming in from this time on and forevermore...” (Psalm 121:8)

HARLAN'S GUESTBOOK

sign below! be nice! no spam please!!

Posted by: Anonymous #2856

First time client, will not be the last. Mr. Dellor resolved my late aunt's lingering aura dispute in two sessions flat. Very professional. Brought his own incense. 5 stars, would recommend to anyone with a haunted inheritance.

Posted by: Anonymous #1614

so i went in for a routine entanglement cleanse and came out feeling like a NEW WOMAN. 10/10 he even hummed a little tune the whole time. anyway i think i'm in love with my own aura now. thanks Harlan!!

Posted by: Anonymous #4889

I retained Crystal Clear Counsel for a boundary dispute involving a poltergeist and a property line. Mr. Dellor was thorough, billed fairly, and provided documentation suitable for court. Highly satisfactory.

Posted by: Anonymous #9883

ok so i wasnt even looking for a lawyer i was just walking down by the depot late one night and this glamorous woman in sequins waved me over and next thing i know my chakras are realigned AND i got a parking ticket dismissed?? still not sure what happened. 5 stars i think

Posted by: Anonymous #5253

A gentle soul. He once spent four hours untangling a feud between two ghosts who used to be sisters-in-law. Did not charge extra for the overtime. The Lord smiles on this young man, in whichever form he takes.

Posted by: Anonymous #9869

left a review here because the other site wouldnt let me. visited "the lady" downtown, very kind, very fat, sang a little bit of a show tune while doing what I can only describe as sucking out my soul. left feeling lighter. 10/10 would tip again

Posted by: CRYSTAL_CLEAR_COUNSELLING

On behalf of the firm I must clarify that "palm reading" does NOT include doing the deed of darkness on the courthouse steps after hours, no matter how good Harlan is at it. Please stop telling clients we offer this. Otherwise he is a wonderful coworker and brings the best banana bread to the office.

Posted by: Anonymous #1173

she didn't even charge me for the reading, just for the "show." worth every penny. 5 stars. would cry in front of her again

Posted by: Anonymous #4099

I do not understand the computer but my grandson is typing this for me. Harlan fixed the bad feeling in my house after my wife passed. Very good boy. Bakes well too, brought my grandson a pie.

Posted by: Anonymous #308

saw "Lady L" do a number down at the lounge last week, real showstopper, the kind of presence that makes you forget your name AND your billing dispute. she also resolved my noise complaint with my neighbor's spirit guide? YES.......... multitalented queen.........

end of guestbook — thank you for visiting!