SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!
06/14/1987 11:42:08 PM
Name: Special Agent L. Maudlin | How You Found This Page: Was told to "look into" you by my superiors. | My URL: Classified | Psychic Domain: PERCEPTION (Detection of Liars)
Comments:
Dr. Leeren — quick question for the file. If I stared at a deck of cards real hard, would I eventually guess one right? Also, your "Glen Sighing" has featured my son on their brocheures for the last five months. Explain yourself. — L.M.
Dr. Leeren's reply:
Agent Maudlin,
If you had penetrative vision or clairvoyance, I think you would know the answer to that by now. The brochure was approved by the marketing, not me. But your son did tell me he was "naturally photogenic," so perhaps a father-son conversation needs to take place.
— S.L.
06/15/1987 8:03:51 AM
Name: Harlan Dellor | How You Found This Page: trying to find your book! | My URL: under construction, like always | Psychic Domain: MIND (Empath)
Comments:
Dr. Leeren, I do hope this finds you well and not mid-experiment. I brought you a basket with handmade cheese and grapes, but when I came back with the wine, it was all gone! Is it the rats?! If so, did they like it? I only ask because I felt very judged. Warmly, Harlan.
Dr. Leeren's reply:
Harlan,
The rats cannot judge food. They are rats. But, I can, and I can admit your gift was very delectable. The rats, however, have told me they'd like to steal your cooking skills. I suggest to cover your head at night lest they begin controlling you by your hair follicles.
— S.L.
06/15/1987 4:17:22 PM
Name: kamari b!! | How You Found This Page: i know your password hehehe | My URL: working on it, stay tuned! | Psychic Domain: MATTER (Weather, kind of, accidentally)
Comments:
Dr. Leeren! Ok, serious question for once. If I cry during a movie, does that count as "using my powers" or am I just having normal human levels of sad? Also, can rats get powers too? Also, is Glen Sighing haunted because the vending machine keeps eating my money?
Dr. Leeren's reply:
Kamari,
Crying during a film is, regrettably, part of being human. The vending machine is not haunted. It is empty, much like your essay drafts. Rats cannot get powers. I have tried. Remember to revise your chemistry paper by Tuesday, please.
— S.L.
06/16/1987 9:55:01 AM
Name: paul atreides (paul a.) | How You Found This Page: my dad made me come here for "career exposure" | My URL: PAUL'S DUNE DOMAIN.... ENTER IF YOU DARE!! | Psychic Domain: TIME (idk it's complicated)
Comments:
dr leeren do you think if i drank all the spice in my household in a cup would i actually see the future or no. also kamari says my powers are "not that cool" but i think they are extremely cool. please settle this for the record.
Dr. Leeren's reply:
Paul,
I do not need to see you again in Emergency Care because of another "experiment" of yours. Jot down your ideas and let us test them safely within the lab enviroment during school. I will not be settling adolescent disputes in a guestbook.
— S.L.
06/16/1987 6:30:40 PM
Name: Madame T. Serrula | How You Found This Page: A moth led me here | My URL: come find me, I am usually surrounded by bees | Psychic Domain: MATTER (Insect Mediumship)
Comments:
Sabine, darling, the beetles have been agitated all week and I suspect it is about you. Are you sleeping? Eating? Grieving anything in particular? I will not pry further but the beetles will not let this go, and neither will I.
Dr. Leeren's reply:
Talia,
The beetles are mistaken. I am fine, I am sleeping, and I am not grieving anything in particular. Please tell them to redirect their concern elsewhere.
— S.L.
